MERKIN BEER COZIE!!!!!!!!!!

Would eat.

Canadian here. For decades, Pizza Hut was this glorious Mecca we would travel 45min from Montreal across the border to Plattsburgh, NY for. And it was always, always, worth it. The bread sticks. The pitcher of Mountain Dew. The pizza hot enough to scald. The staff who thought we were nuts. The border control officers…

Bacontini here. The day is lookin' up.

Oooh, i see.... you’re THAT person. Sadly i must advise that we will never be friends.

“Yep, i’m with you — chocolate hamentaschen are, of course, “non-traditional” — but fuck tradition, they’re delicious.”

“...hamantaschen...for some reason I love them. .

“Haman is so reviled that his name gets booed whenever it’s mentioned in synagogue. So naming a dessert after him is kind of like calling a pie Himmler Cobbler.”

“hamantaschen... looked like vaginas.”

Would have been cheaper to just offer every American $1 million if elected.

“ If you were CEO of Harley what would you do to turn the company around?”

By pure stupid luck i picked up a few bottles of Hibiki 17 year old just before the Japanese Wiskpocalypse. They now sell for 3x+ what i paid. I have always believed in enjoying things not preserving them... read the comics, listen to the albums, drink the bottle... but dammit.

Pickles are vegetables!

WANT

Would eat.

“Day 28".... is the Whopper going to rage out now and kill all the chicken tenders?

Waffle board where board is actual giant waffle please.

I do not use the word ‘genius’ lightly, but that....

oh.

“Pizza Hut... nothing but heartbreak.”