“Dear Salty, Is our server human?”

The moment a Swede tells me they are offended by the Chef, i will cease and desist my enjoyment of him. Until then, the image of that ludicrous puppet shouting ‘eeeere chickie chickie’, waving a butcher knife, and chasing a chicken puppet around a puppet kitchen, remains among my favoritestiest things ever.

I go for the apple and pear ciders, the chocolates, sometimes the candy. 

Canada here. Store always has its own cash. 50/50 odds whether anyone is working at it tho’.

*all the Swedish Chef gifs GLORIOUS BORKING ALL OF THEM!!!!! .gif*

DESSERT CEREALS!!!!

Mine:

Cost.

From my experience a good restaurant lets the staff know what and when they can comp or at least who to ask. Upping the tip is nice, but odds are the staff aren’t paying for the freebie out of their own pocket.

Somewhere, somehow, i am going to use “The official car of opening up your fifth subway franchise.” in something, and i will try to remember to thank you when it happens. 

My optimism is warring with my pessimistic dread of losing (yet) a(nother) site i enjoy.

Counterpoint: Baby Shark.

You’re absolutely right, those self entitled assholes are there and when they go, they go big. I saw one woman utterly lose her mind on an FA because the return flight didn’t have the same brand of wine that the prior flight served.

“And your neighbors in coach are almost always more pleasant than the assholes in first class.”

I have zero issue w anyone taking some time off for the holidays, but reposting a bunch of old posts w the original dates removed and no ‘this article was originally posted’ just seems like lame clickbait tactics. ‘I expect better’ is probably unfair but even so... meh.

“I don’t think Jason Biggs was cast, I think he just spontaneously appeared as a consequence of all the awfulness.”

“It seems that Netflix is the only one willing to support European creators.”

“How can Avenue 5 have such a good pedigree and Hugh Laurie and look so terrible and unfunny?”

“Cheer (Netflix)”

Damn brain inserted an ‘s’ at the end there and went excited/curious for just a second. 

Repost April 2017 article w the date removed why?