WWWWWANT.

“Who says they want a sandwich and brings back a fucking hot dog? That’s an idiot.”

Would support this flagrant abuse of interns.

THE SHAME!

True.

Heretic.

It depresses me that i have lived so much of my life without knowing that this is a thing.

Clearly he tipped himself at least 20%.

Carnivore Club subscription.

“The beer mile is, for all intents and purposes, practical training for that inevitable time in your life that drinking beer encourages you to do something that requires you to flee the premises.”

“Half the fun of eating at Taco Bell is the shame”

*mandatory Admiral Ackbar “it’s a trap”.gif*

Argh, one of those. There was one at a gym i frequented. He rendered entire sections unusable. The staff would crank the AC, open windows, tactically place fans, nothing helped. At least ten people changed their workout schedules to avoid being there at the same time.

“Excuse me. Sorry to bother, but we need to move to another table.”

I never sausage a tempting recipe.

*thumps cuke against the bar*

A quick google and now it saddens me that i never ate that.

you want that cucumber bruised?

The Funky Cold Medina.