My take from this is that replacing my weekday morning coffee with a weekday morning coffee porter isn’t going to work out.

“We’ve been doing a seafood feast the past few years. Dungeness Crab, fried shrimp, shrimp cocktail for the adults, halibut nuggets. It’s cheaper than the full blown traditional feast, and we all like all the things.”

I did not know this was a thing Brazilian Steakhouses did and now NEED.

“The most common cause of a drink like this tasting wrong in my experience is soapy glasses”

I KNOW, RIGHT?

“will come in eight zero-calorie flavors:..., Black Cherry and Coffee”

Wait wait wait....

You, are a true fan.

White chocolate covered oreos are far far better than they have any right to be.

My cynical, inner voice that enjoys evil practical joke vids on youtube wants to note that the beauty of doing this at that age n stage is the sheer level of ‘no-fucks-given-no-prisoners-taken’ one can bring to a workplace where assholes still think that ‘the customer is always right’.

Confirmed... Virtually no visual difference from the Titanium trim except the stickers on the rear.

Montreal. The 90s. ‘Boeuf Hache Royale’ on Sherbrooke near Decarie.

Star for “ “life sucks less after I eat this” chow” which i will be using from now on.

The kid we see photos and be forced to accept that their childhood was a happy one.

I thought most food trucks at private events were paid a flat fee to show up and then essentially ran a bill for the food served at pre-agreed price... ie: tacos are $2 instead of the usual $3 and if the guests eat 500 tacos they charge the organizer $1000.

TRANSFORMERS: FOOD TRUCK WARS

I agree with Salty on general principle, and i am not a doctor nor do i play one on tv, but my take is that any paper or cloth napkin that was in contact with a diner’s face and hands is likely to be infested with whatever dreaded lurgy microbe bacterial viral nanite alien demonseed crap is lurking in their snot.…

“Is the next question going to be if its OK to leave your clipped nails on the plate?”

“Since the early 80s. She picked Lockheed up during the Brood Saga”

I'm on board.