“In the meantime, a dozen ice cream trucks are still out on the lam, trying to find safety in a hostile New York like the Warriors sprinting for Coney Island.”

I would be in for a hamburger patty (grilled), with multiple slices of bacon (fried), and a slice of cheese, dunked in pancake batter and then, i dunno, deep fried.

I did not know this was a thing. Google shows me not only is it a thing, but it may be a delicious thing i must try.

I still giggle at their brief attempt at ‘Kitchen Fresh Chicken’.

“Neutral: Would You Buy a Renault?”

Hey, it worked for Thanos.

“I’m thinking like an Ocean’s Eleven type heist, with George Clooney narrating the whole thing. You have one man running distraction on the bride, another man running distraction on the groom, two people loading containers while another two bus said containers to and from the get-away van which requires a driver, one…

Purell.

“Remain calm. Carry wipes.”

When you eat the rich, how much do you tip?

Industria, a ‘modern’ pizza pasta place in Ontario and Quebec, gives customers these huge (‘industrial’) scissors to cut their pizza with. It’s so great, i started doing it at home with pizza, and now i use huge scissors for a bunch of other kitchen tasks..., faster than a knife, can cut things over a bowl instead of…

How do they get the Orcas drunk?

Lighter fluid.

hey it worked for Boba Fett.

What about that time Squirrel Girl completely kicked his ass?

I wish it was fictional. 

that is an extremely valid point.

The veggie balls are pretty mëh.

“what’s next, ling-less lingonberry syrup??”

Sure, but the package of cocaine was better.