FINALLY a reason to order the shrimp cocktail starter without embarrassment.

My version was way grosser!

I always like Modelo at the start and lose interest as it warms.

I love everything about this article except that i will now ignore my healthy salad lunch and go to the Mexican place down the street for tacos and Sol.

‘Floor Mayo’.... Mayo spills, scoop up the ‘upper’ part of the blob not actually in direct contact with the floor, re-use. See also, floor ketchup, floor mustard, floor cheese...

HE SAVE BREAD!!!!!

Jonas should probably watch his back when when the rings are being exchanged.

Five-six years ago, driving down the overseas highway to Key West.

“beginning at $399k...” means before you add little things like a parking spot, storage locker, better than cardboard countertops, door handles, lights...

“Now, to be totally clear, no one is going to show up at the door of your new fancy condo daily with a freshly prepared piece of avocado toast.”

How did they keep the velociraptors out?

“The most insane thing I’ve seen was when people snuck a folding table in through the exit door, set it up in the aisle (this was pre-stadium seating), and proceeding to lay out a Thanksgiving meal. Did I mention the movie was completely sold out? Obviously, had to tell them that time to take it all down.”

Zombies. Dinosaur zombies.

I’m a fan of these having first eaten them at the Girl & Goat in Chicago and them immediately ordering them again.

Rude Negro would have answered with less words.

Would eat.

“...that ankle...” ???

It’s not her week to pick.

“We do not dunk.”

That ad made me far far happier than it had any right to.