Floggings.

You ask if it has shrooms.

“kfc serves pasta now?”

people keep buying them = good enough = no reason to stop that despite the poor potatoes giving up their lives for this garbage

That’s like expecting great burgers at a pizza place, or great pizza from a shawarma counter. I am certain there are pizza places and shawarma counters in the known world that do, in fact, produce glorious burgers and legendary pizza, but they are the exception that likely relies on the owner’s grandma working for…

Calling it now: shiplap ballistae on the whitewashed ramparts.

Gabriel Pizza in Ottawa/Gatineau does a 6" ‘breakfast frittata pizza’ that is a thing of glory. Eggs, cheese, hollandaise, a thick/not-too-thick crust, and pick whatever veg and meat you want on there, three to start, more are a little extra, portions are stupid generous. Made to order. The thing is almost 2 inches…

It’s -24 (Celsius, with the windchill) here (Ontario) today.

“I didn’t know the Colonel served pasta. Is that one of those disgusting bowl things?”

Expediter.

“especially if you forgot to break up before the holidays and are now in the obligatory wait until V-day is over ~ don’t get trapped, folks!”

Takes significant other to fried chicken place for a romantic meal. Significant other orders pasta.

“carnivorous symphony”.

But... but... but... he won CHOPPED! Surely that makes him *coughing gagging sounds, some vomit in mouth, shamefacedness*

Nah, vegetarians are too gamey.

Canada here. Loonie or a twoonie, maybe more if the coat checker was just so utterly awesome to deal with or so fast if the place was busy. or if the mints in the little tray were individually wrapped and tasty... none of those gross white mothball things with the little spoon no one uses.

I’ll go to 25% if they lint brush the coat and throw in an exorcism.

Serves you right for not tipping her 20% of your weed.

You forgot the roaming herds of drunk backpackers looking for the one-dollar-drinks-til-midnight place.

The Oscars were this past Sunday?