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This is exactly the sort of thing I would expect from the Shadow King.

Try it and we’ll burn down your White House.

Salty! What should i do???

SCIENCE!

“You could always just wrap the baby in butcher paper so it’s more appetizing WHEN THE WOLVES COME.”

Those mazes always suck.

I wish I knew how to quit ew.

Canada here. -25 today. Again.

Dear Food Network,

The hour has come for the bacon of McD to be glorified.

Don’t forget the siblings or cousins you must defeat in ritual combat. 

WANT.

Tacodome.

I’m totally fine with this policy so long as it’s communicated in advance by website/on phone/email confirmation/visible sign.

You and i have different interpretations, of ‘not that long ago’, ‘acceptable’.

“7% was acceptable not that long ago.”

I had that friend once.

I turn the force of the bad tip to my advantage.

Pepperoni. Pineapple. Onion. Red sauce.