If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

Craft thread!

Then you are to blame for neonazis in the White House. Enjoy!

Well if there was one thing missing from the Battlefield games, it was not knowing what the fuck just killed me. 

Wow.. is this accurate? Where did you get this? I’m down for doing the same if I can be sure this is accurate

I think, in general, context and authorial intent are important but all media can say things they aren’t intending to. Twilight is both an ode to chastity and mormonism and ALSO a story about a teenage girl who’s only goals in life are to get fucked and become immortal, ya feel me?

Given how many people are still questioning the women’s motives and timing, I think the more people speaking to this, the better.

Maybe the more people who explain it, the more people who will fucking listen?

this i will support with my ears and with my ducats...and not just because i’ve had a crush on aimee mann for 30 years.

Science loves you, too!

I fucking love science!

Bullshit.

I was drinking water while reading this and had to spit it out when I got to Peyton’s quote. I didn’t know he was at the roast, that line just killed me.

It triggered my laughter, that’s for sure.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

lol no. No, dude. I am here to tell you. No. Eta I hope no one gives you stars

Where’s the show about that guy?

Now that she’s got the diploma, she should teach a master class on looking that good at 100. NO JOKE.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...