Part of me wants to run out and buy the game, and part wants to wait for the reviews and the PC version. And another part of me wants some cheesecake. I think we all know the right thing to do in this situation.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

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a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

Thank you for being clear in what actually happened. I found out what happened early Saturday morning and the way the story is being covered by many outlets today is incredibly misleading and clearly click bait. I’ve always known I shouldn’t read comments but these articles have really brought that point home. I…

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

So this was the first fight that either had ever been in, right? I mean, I’m not advocating violence by any means, but holy fuck. What was that shit? With no sarcasm intended whatsoever, I’ve seen playground fights that were better than this.

I took a class with Professor Pogge at Columbia in the late 80's. I was a Barnard student, and he "joked" that all the Barnard students would drop his class within two weeks, the idea being that we were dumber than Columbia students. His teaching sucked. I got my first migraine in that class from stress. Luckily my…

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

I have recently discovered I have two friends that are very strongly anti-vaxxers. I genuinely don’t know what to do. Right now my two year old is up to date with his vaccines but he’s still too young for some and I don’t want him hanging out with their kids. And it feels awful because I deeply care for both ladies as…

fuck off

Yes it is rape. He got her drunk. Even if he didn’t get her drunk, it’s rape by fraud. He doesn’t own a porn company he was never going to put her in video. Fuck you for siding with a rapist.

I fucking hate this guy. BTW sign this petition!

I supported Bernie Sanders during the primary, but I am starting to turn towards Hillary. Trump makes George W. Bush look like a foreign policy expert. I liked Bernie’s ideas and I hope that Clinton adopts some, but I will stand with her as the next president of these United States. Whoa, that felt weird to write. But…

Brilliant. Clinton is so much better than she’s given credit for. She’s intelligent, thoughtful, and experienced. She’s made mistakes, but so have we all. Plus, she’s learned from them, which unfortunately cannot be said for Trump.

I’m one of Steve’s studio mates. Posing for reference for this book is always really funny. Steve: “ok, now turn more toward me and pretend to fuck this shoe.”

@Eric Stephens: ive had the same problem with my land rover except it went like this.