im going to frame this and hang it on my office wall

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

It’s a couple centuries past time to end police patrols. No other emergency service operates this way and- surprise- no other emergency service goes around murdering and maiming people in daylit public places.

“And Endless Runner That’s Great for Blowing Off Steam”

It’s a very good episode of television, and you’re reading conspiracy into a blog review? Christ, everyone is so fucking dumb these days.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Poe: What are you doing, Maz?

When Luke asks Rey what she thinks the Force is and she’s like “uhhh, making things float and junk.”

Not that I’m a fan of going after 82 year old humans, but the whole thing of physically altering dogs to suit our tastes is pretty awful and we need to stop doing that.

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

I have a lot of plans this weekend, Riley, and they all involve online gunfighting. The most obvious one is Splatoon 2. That game is adorable and after leveling up a bit, I’m going to jump into ranked battles and never look back. I’m worried about the upcoming Splatfest though; Ketchup versus Mayonaise is just about…

Yeah, because I’m sure she did that deliberately, screaming with glee and laughing maniacally as she picked her target and fucking floored it, man!

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.

It’s like a smaller, faster version of the most effective Battle Bots design (ramp).

“Since 1990, this yearly robot sumo competition has been held in Japan.”

It’s not uncommon for doors to be inoperable after an impact. This goes for all kinds of doors - even normal manual ones.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.