NFL Team: Do you like men?

Izzo: Brock, you idiot! I said you needed to be more active with your hands and *nastier* on defense. Nastier. NASTIER.

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To be fair, the MSU billing department had still not gone fully digital.

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Warren: What do you want for Christmas, Jami?

Santa Claus: (Comes swooping in at an alarming speed to give presents to a 9 year-old.)

#KneeToo.

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Albert, please join my secret public facebook called, “The Pinkertons Were Always Good And Right.”

This is a bad blog. I would normally adhere to the old adage of “Is it a joke? Is it funny?” before posting my comment, but clearly you guys don’t necessarily get those anymore.

As someone who has worked with people who have been injured or lost loved ones in rigging and temporary structure collapses, I dare not speak what my black little heart truly hopes happens to these seats.

It’s amazing how jarring monocolor hardcourts are now that we’ve had more than a decade without them.

He’s such an unbelievably good tennis player and has recorded two of the top ten seasons in the history of the sport, maybe the greatest season of all-time, and yet I can never get myself to root for him. Ever. Never ever.

“Come to the net? I hardly know to the net!”

From the producers of The Orifice.

It literally means nothing. And yes, in the FDA mandates, they say fish to be consumed raw must be previously frozen. But they don’t do anything about it. It is all a myth. I spent a decade selling, serving, and buying fish.

Actually there is literally no process of grading or evaluation for any kind of fish in the United States. The only thing mandated by the FDA is that fish to be consumed raw must be frozen first. This however has ZERO force of law because the FDA doesn’t enforce it, leaving it up to municipalities and wholesalers to…

NFL Exec: Look, we simply don’t believe Colin Kaepernick can play at the level required for an NFL quarterback. This is not about politics, or race, or acceding to the demands of ownership. Now, with that out of the way, I’d like to introduce our newest backup QB: straight from the pages of Harriet Beecher Stowe,…

This is low key exceptionally good. +1