I mean, to not have Sarah Palin in the Beckzilla category seems like a gross oversight given her actual history of fucking and fucking.

You just dunked on me. I believe my point is proven even further. BOOSH.

Everyone should read this regardless. It’s so good. But yeah, it’s as definitive fucking proof as we’re gonna get.

“The only man to truly come close is Cormier”

He might want to check with Antoine Walker, Terrell Owens, and Mark Brunell about that real estate investing

“Imagine having enough money to buy a $100,000 earring AND enough to pay for a dive team to find it!?!” - Julio Jones in nine years

And just as a way to honor all those trying to get from the L to the 1 train, he made his transfer extra slow, too. Judge is a real New Yorker.

I think it was implying that a three set battle would have been a preferable product than a match where one of the competitors got choked out in the second set. But, yeah, Muguruza was virtually flawless and that’s good for future tennis.

+1

“Doing great until this hole.”

I’ve been battling the freeze every night since I got married, and nine times out of ten I end up having to quickly beat it, also.

So they’re stuck, unable to give a reply, and seemingly incapable of consenting to a clear decision. Has anyone checked Cosby’s pockets for blister packs?

Yep. While I’m sure it’s not cheap, the notion that it takes 2.5 million to administer and transport a football team and staff to a game, regardless of distance, is fucking ridiculous.

Yeah but, as Hoosiers, we made all our money back at the HomeTown Buffet.

God, you guys really can’t quit hammering the terrible dynamic between Whitlock and Cowherd, can you?

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

You think that’s some filthy stuff? Go find Jason Whitlock’s comments from the show Pringle City and you’ll never want to stick your hand into one of those round cans ever again.

+1

Wrecked? More like Domi-nated, amirite? I’m sorry I’m sorry

Here’s the video since Eurosport won’t let us watch it. Thanks, Macron.