I can’t believe Great Hills Partners became the newest showrunner for American Gods.

They should just call it sous vide mac & cheese and charge an extra $5 markup

Nope.

There was 2 outs, he would’ve been allowed to run.

And I nearly 6years later I come along and click the link at 5 in the morning before my run. Thanks bro!

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

I’m sure the NCAA will get right on this with the final result being suspension of the players and no punishments for anyone else.

“No.”—The Ghost of Huey Long

So wait...the state pays players living expenses, but the coach mandates that they then donate some of that money to a separate company, controlled by his agents, to fund payments to him? That seems like illegal kickbacks and a potential false claims act case ...

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Given that physicians have the same power as referees to determine whether or not players can play, it boggles my mind that the various unions haven't insisted on a truly independent medical corps paid collectively by the league rather than by individual teams.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

maybe he just brought the headless torso because he needed someone to talk to?

You either mean Charles Haley or Darren Woodson, not Charles Woodson.

When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

Field of Creamed