A $2500 tent that doesn’t close with servos or at least a gear crank is inexcusable. 

What a selfish player.

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I know in retrospect the character and it’s portrayal of gender non-conformity is highly problematic, but this is also why I say anyone who posts this song and doesn’t accompany it with a picture of themselves doing the Jame Gumb tuck is a coward and is doing anti-body-positivity. I’d do it. I’d post myself.

I was mainly thinking about his grey, talc-caked little guy from 2015, but your right that lil lil bron stepped up big time and took one for the team the next year. 

Well, I guess we found his weakness, the sole point of vulnerability for a historically good player, almost mythically good in some respects, and so I suppose we should call that weakness something that represents said singular area of anatomical imperfection: This is Durant’s Lebron’s Dick.

“Godwin is expected to make a full recovery, and may even be back to competing next season.”

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No way he gets convicted, he’s got precedent on his side. He’s already been absolved of any wrongdoing for the last time he paid someone to deflate balls.

Me: (reads article) COOCH! Cooooooch. Cooooooooochhhh!! COOOOCHHH!

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Joe Buck: Home run, Astudillo.

He’s lucky. My tip got double-doinked and I ended up with Peyrone’s disease.

Jon Jones: Someone remove this girl, please.

I knew instantly that it was chicken tortilla soup. It took me less time than it takes to slurp a spoonful of stock and know whether the balance of salt to sweet and spice to sour was correct as it took to figure that one out. Oh sure, the rubes and hacks all speculated it was chili or, even more inconceivable, a chowd…

I call this guy the second to last entry on a Deadspin underexplained list because I hope he gets hit by a Carr.

“Oh, so now you WANT glitches?!”

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