Totally had forgotten Edberg killed a guy.

Noah: Gael n’est pas un vrais Francais. He shows no love for his country, none of the French spirit. Why just yesterday he practiced for more that TWENTY MINUTES without taking a cigarette break.

The great thing about Samer’s headline is that in 2 1/2 years, he’ll be able to copy, paste, and change three letters to get the new headline.

To me that’s preposterous, linear time-keeping, things of that nature.

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Meanwhile, the Chiefs vs. Stealers is still happening in North Dakota.

Give...?

Only 34 days until Pitchers and Catchers report you to the local obergruppenfuhrer for using birth control.

Klay should really be ashamed. After all, he’s on the Warriors. He has to expect that at any given time, at least one of his teammates is going to be out on the court kicking balls.

Well if you’re going to blow things up and want people focus on the youth aspect of the event, you gotta go with a McVay.

Clearly you’ve never seen my motherfucking like button when someone posts a black twitter meme.

Jack Sock Goes Between The Legs Again

No One Wants You, Dean Spanos

The Celtics and the Wizards still can’t stand each other.

“You’re going Da’Ron way!!! Hahahaahhha....you fucking worthless piece of shit.” (Drinks mai-tai. Wolf whistles at 14 year-old.) - Lane Kiffin

“Look at this! Cops? Free money for playing sports?!! Another example of thug culture and entitled millenials. Makes me sick.” - Dan Dakich

“How America’s Idiotic War On Slavery May Have Given Us President Grant” - Clay Travis

Pretty courteous. More like Duke NopleaseyouhaveanachoIinsist, amirite?

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