“Okay, let’s all go do something else and pretend like this never happened. WE ARE...”

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Today I have stood, where once Jefferson Davis stood, and took an oath to my people. It is very appropriate then that from this Cradle of the Confederacy, this very Heart of the Great Anglo-Saxon Southland, that today we sound the drum for freedom as have our generations of forebears before us done, time and time…

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Me: OMG! Did he Shammgod then go behind the back!??!??

All the smaller guys in prison were scared of Jim when they heard he had a third leg like a steel pipe. But their fears were soon allayed.

Guys, ranking dead people is the only thing left to do this year.

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”

It’s clearly not about the shot, but about the ND kid wresting the ball away from the Iowa player after he steals it and is just trying to kill three seconds.

“Hey gals, anybody wanna Jack Murphy?”

He ain’t heavy, he’s my br- Oh wait, he’s a Cousins? Then, no. He’s probably just a little fluffy. Big-boned even.

Guy in video: OH MY GOD HE BLEW OUT HIS M’NISKISS

This is when I met Jeff Tweedy.

Damn, he sonned all of those dudes...

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Trying to ease my way back into the internet by only looking at things that are good, and DUAN is good.

Theo: Not sure we’re gonna be able to wait them to death every game.

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Personally, I think it’s time Bobby Bowdout.

Jesus Christ, you goon. I love you. I hope Terry Crews pulls out your spine.