that our ancestors have been eating for millions of years

And fuck our readers.

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I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don't think there's any argument to be had. Any of us who regularly comment on Deadspin side blogs should be suffocated with Saran.

8—No, Wait, More Like 7 Seconds

Inching toward 40 is fine, boring even. It's when you go inching toward 27 year-old sideline reporters that Deadspin gets involved.

Craggs made Kinja.

Since he obviously knows a giant wreck when he sees it, they should probably send him to find that damn plane.

When he loads up that right hand, his left side is more open than Will Smith's marriage.

Fucking Craggs, for real tho.

Meanwhile, Julius Randle tried to call you to say that he somehow wound up with all of your shopping bags in his car. He's not sure how it happened. But you can come get them, I mean, if you still want them. Didn't seem like you really did in the first place, though, you know, leaving them in the cart while you…

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Am I the only one getting a strong whiff of ableism in all of these rape reports?

Joey Crawford: (Cums.)

+1 yoo r such a goddamned nerd. I love you.

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Isaiah Thomas is interviewing for GM positions as we speak, just so he can have the opportunity to trade for Each Other.

Guy in Riley Cooper Jersey Inexplicably Given a Job As An NFL Coach: (Inserts Free Speech into starting lineup at WR.)
(Substitutes Free Speech into nickel package as a DB.)
Told ya.

More like Monacan't even.

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