Was Todd Beene still with them at that point? I haven't seen or talked to Todd in about two years, but he's one of my favorite music dudes, ever. I know him primarily through Glossary, but he was part of why I got into Lucero.

He drops one of these trainwreck/shambolic gems every now and then, I hear. Pretty spectacular that you got to witness one.

Lucero is fucking awesome. The puke-punk cowsters who attend their shows aren't always awesome. Two shows I've been to, two fights I've been in.

In light of the beef with Young, Snoop added some security measures to his house, namely, a large white line 23' 9" away from the front door.

(Western Sydney Wanderers enter stadium to take on a Riyadh club.)

A small black figure being tossed about by forces beyond their control unceremoniously yanked back from their goal the minute they try to cross a red line? Sounds like hockey really does have a place in the American South.

In keeping with the old school vibe the team ceaselessly and conspicuously embraces, I really hope the Cardinals can find a way to emulate classic artists like Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper, and Richie Valens.

Honestly, I think what Mergate does in the privacy of his own bedroom is none of our business.

Yuengling in the Valley

I hate to be a pedant, however, I must point out that it's not real chocolate. It is composed primarily of cocoa butter, sugar, milk and vanilla flavoring. But enough about Eddy Curry...

He's not the hero St. Louis cops wanted, but he's the hero St. Louis cops deserve.

ACTUALLY I PREFER GLASS DAMN TIDE

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

Announcer: AND THE EXTRA POINT IS BLOCKED!!

Attempts to reach Courtney's husband, Jack DeHoff, for comment were clumsy, uncomfortable, and ultimately unsuccessful. The entire exchange appeared to leave him rather raw.

...the fastest rise in the 78-year history of the pole.

"As the official bedding sponsor of the NFL, we demand Mr. Thomas be fined for flagrantly endorsing our competitor."

"We'll support the Whitecaps."

"Counting up the number of broken tackles seems almost counterproductive here."

A later report of several donkeys loose on the freeway was similarly incorrect.