Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

He is such a retrograde fellow, I wouldn't be surprised if his opinions regarding gender relations were equally rude and bestial. I'd be even less surprised if the women around him called him Dater ape.

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Schuyler Dickey: (Walks up to blog. Taps blog to see if it's on. Leans in close to blog and speaks loudly.) Also, super fake girlfriends. Shout out to Bubbaprog.

This guy should be beaten thoroughly and quickly to discourage copycats, a real high-speed drubbing.

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever. (Smashes grecian urn over Yost's head.) Pinche pendejo."

"If I'd done this the minute they got off the damn boat, maybe all the rest of the assholes would have stayed home."

Prostrate before God in the end zone? And I thought Tebow and Dungy were the biggest gaping assholes in football.

Customer: Sir, I ordered fries with this.

Matt Millen just drafted Rob Schneider in the first round.

DeShawn's choice to do it once the stadium had cleared showed a great deal of discretion. Doing immediately following or worse, during the game, would be a complete Shead move.

Doctor: Well, Nick, you passed all the concussion protocols and you've got full range of motion in your cervical vertebrae with no complaint of pain. My guess is that you'll just have some lingering soreness and severe inflammation of the dermis.

I'm impressed they even found a picture suitable for broadcast. Whenever I Google 'Baltimore Football Owner' the first thousand results are just row upon row of assholes.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Eric Cantina.

Good to see they are letting go of the old ways and exchanging Rice for more sophisticated products. Baltimore is only half a century behind China in their attempt to join the first world.

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Whenever the baby tries to go into a room she's not supposed to be in, Bush bends one leg and extends the other behind him, turns at the waist, raises his arm, and dorsiflexes his wrist. He stays that way for five years until someone finally comes along and tells him he's not allowed to do this anymore.

(<I>Roger Goodell walks out of NFL offices. Approaches podium.<\I>)

Serial Woman Beater?

When something stinks and it's not just the cheese or European body odor, it's time to call Wine Cops.