Most people in Cleveland wish they had a dental plan this good.

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@gwenythpaltrow

I have a viscous behind the back move, but that's because I'm 36 and abuse promethazine and codeine syrup. We've all got our albatross.

I think it's important any further discussion not contain fancy phrases or literary illusions.

That's not cool, taking all of Petch's contributions for granite like that.

Scanalyzer disagrees.

The context helps with the context. Nowhere does she discuss anyone but elite, top-ten finishers. This was a good article with no need to address hobbyist performance vs. professional level.

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"I think, NET, I probably lost money."

If this ends like every other story about a first pitch in LA gone awry then Young finished the night crying in a stripper's lap, tearfully reconsidering his desire to become a screenwriter.

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More like no such lame, amirite?

Fair play says this kid deserves a bit of run for being a nice, funny, and composed individual who is scrutinized like a professional at the the age of 18. He seems like the kind of guy we should root for.

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"More like Tom HEEEYYY, amirite?"

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It took almost 30 years, but it sounds like the other first baseman in that infamous game finally let one go, between his legs, in the middle of the game.

+one world!