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Don't worry, in 5 years OJ Mayo will be out of the league, embittered, and out of shape—a formerly heralded athlete, now sour and fat.

Seems like a smart move. As we all learned in 1992, a kinder, gentler skull and bones just winds up losing and leaves a real shitty legacy.

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I really hope it happens. Without any sarcasm, you guys deserve every penny be guaranteed.

Are there any reasons we as fans and observers aren't able to see as to why the NFLPA was unable to command more income and gauranteed contracts for players, which MLB and NBA unions are able to do, despite the fact that the NFL is by far the most watched sport in the US?

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"Why is he laughing? That's pretty good."

+1 That's good.

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Pictured: A defenseless receiver who bounces back quickly; Wes Welker.

I will patronize that shit like I was Ben Horne.

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Dream Girl

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Meanwhile, Grant Balnineandahalf is perfectly comfortable driving his Hyundai Sonata.

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Hotel Employee: What the hell happened?

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