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Gold: I swear to Lenin, I not do nothing! I simply minding my own beezness in double bathroom when he start looking at me with come heether look. I put little Grisha back in pants right away and go back to my hotel. Please no feed me to fuzzy white bear with dead eyes.

JJ Reddick's signature smoothie is when he carefully and methodically plans out the conversation he's going to have with a woman. But then when he sees her, he gets all flustered and trips over his words until he's finally so frustrated that he tosses the papers on the table and says, "For God's sake, just promise…

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Snowboard Cross Features Nutshot

"LETS GO HEAT!!!!!!"

I'm gonna be so pissed if that's the out.

You needn't hope, buddy, we're already there. Bring it in.

Every time I think Steve is being false or disingenuous, I just imagine Steve reading it in that Steve voice of his and I'm am reassured of his earnest authenticity.

The doctors told Costas that the infection was probably viral and thus couldn't be treated with antibiotics. Upon hearing this, he was irate, replying, "I wish those big bullies would pick on somebody their own size."

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Bill Belichick doesn't coach basketball.

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Hitting a woman is never okay, but she probably shouldn't have told him to, "Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!"

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+1 This is good.

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Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Meanwhile, the players for Moebius Phobias were afraid their game would never end.