AMagicianNamedGod
AMagicianNamedGod
AMagicianNamedGod

One shining muconasal accretion.

T Beezy, I think that's a security dude helping Holly up on the table. But he mighta got some cheek too.

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LeBron's putting on a dunk-y show again.

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The ugliest NFL sweater is going to be the GM with the last pick in the draft and Michael Sam still on the board.

"There is a certain nobility in doing it alone, but simultaneously right in everyone's face."

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I don't know what this young lady thinks she's stomping, but we use meters in international competition.

The American delegation was also surprised to discover several other words, "awake", "at work", "walking", "driving" and "asleep" also meant "drunk" in Russian

If you think his teammates were having a laugh, you should see everyone else on the entire globe, everywhere.

Jennings: Man, did you see Smith? He was so mad when heard about coach, that even though he was standing at half-court, he just chucked the ball at the basket and walked the other way.

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For someone as well-groomed, loquacious, and mustachioed as Herm Edwards, he spends an awful lot of time talking about other dudes sacks.

Anonymous NFL Source: (Hangs up landline phone.)(Pulls phone cable out of his butt.)

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A little bit of Swiss behind-the-back hot doggery? It may be gauche, but Roger Federer's impression of Renèe Richards is actually pretty uncanny.

Irina Rodnina: Racist? As an intelligent and cultured woman who is an office-holder in Russia, I resent that. I've never even tried speed-skating.

I'm guessing the ice in Sochi is starting to melt. And we all know what it's like to try to walk anschluss.

Mark Brunell: You guys can doubt me all you want, but I am dumb as box of rocks now and all I ever got was a shitload of contact, high.