Upon seeing the photo, Putin was pleased to see that his request to have Russian women impregnated by leopards had been carried out so quickly. "It make our cantry more stronger," said the President.

Why did you kill the joke? It was funny.

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This smacks of feigned ignorance by all parties. It's not like the event is called Gradually Improved Skiing.

Inspected by: Ser(CENSORED) Eisenstein

Look NFL, if I want a gym/feel combo on a Thursday night, I go work out at the downtown YMCA and hang out in the showers a little too long afterwards.

Canadian Snowboarders: Yeah, don't bring that weak shit around here, Shaun! Seriously though, this toilet overflowed just from me opening the lid. You're gonna have to do your business elsewhere, buddy.

What's even sadder? All of these furry fellas just got fired from their "union jobs" as construction project managers.

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As much as I want to like this thread, I can't. You could post pictures of ladies in fancy underwear, and I would still reject it. That's what this thread has done, made me boulangerie.

I think they must have discontinued the promotion. I took Cole Leinart to no fewer than three ticket windows and I didn't get shit.

While I'm sure Sherman appreciates the homage, I'm afraid this gentleman has grossly misinterpreted the phrase, "high ankle sprain."

This is just; mean.

"Two legs, bad."
- Greg Oden

Scola figured he might as well take a stab at it.