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Team officials initially became suspicious of the tainted cooler when a particularly worldly cheerleader took a drink, spit it out, and exclaimed, "All right, who came in the Gatorade?"

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Mr. Hyman began to suspect he was being used as a bit of a running gag when, after they got pounded by the Big Horns, his team was scheduled to play the Connecticut Purple-Helmeted Knights, the New Mexico One-Eyed Spitting Cobras, and finally, the Washington Monuments.

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Tom, it doesn't matter if he's inevitable or really tasty when properly cooked, eating another human being has been illegal for a very long time.

I think this young man has probably been bullied quite a bit in his life. I can only imagine how many cruel people on 4chan's wrestling board, upon seeing his ample superior trunk, told him, "Batista get the fuck out."

What's most troubling is that Cari's Court actually serves as a district of the Florida Court of Appeals.

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Feeling pretty good about the fact that I'm nowhere close to being a Tiger in the sack.

This kind of story is way too common. Don't they do criminal background checks? It seems like every other week a coach is getting arrested for playing in some high school girls' s. matches.

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What an entitled jerk. I'm sure he thought college was just going to be one big picnic and baskets.

That's nothing, you should see what this artist does when he really bears down and creates something of lasting merit.