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It's funny that all these writers want Dan to show proper respect to the patriarchy, when clearly any Le Batard wouldn't even know who that is.

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Kris Humphries: You know, DeAndre, initially it looks pretty, but by the time you really get up close and examine it and realize it's kind of clunky and awkwardly put together, its getting thrown at you, vigorously and desperately. And so you just kind of lay back and take it. But enough about her. (Gets dunked on by…

In an effort to boost public opinion, Dan Snyder is producing a series of Redskins promotional videos starring Frank Stallone, Don Swayze and Brett Harrelson.

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"So, what you're telling me is that magnet bracelets do not cure male infertility. Well, sir, I kindly ask you where Peyton and Mason Glavine came fr—."

+1 Holy shit, the corrections are great. Well done.

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Because, even though there are thirteen other guys, Johnson would have to be near death before he fed any of them?

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Tim Floyd: Right now I've been asked not to say anything.

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