HOLY FUCK, KINJA. IT'S A JOKE ABOUT DOUBLE VISION. FUCK ME.

Now, if you want to see a face full of broad that ends up causing a cheap shot at the rink, just google "Tonya Harding wedding night."

"... the Tom Bradys, Peyton Mannings, Drew Breeses..."

Pretty disappointed this wasn't a picture of Pat the Bat dressed as a rubber pony.

+1 dork.

Dan Snyder: (Walks into administrative assistant's office.) Hey, Ted. How you doing?

WHY DON'T THEY ATTACK THEM ALL AT ONCE?

+1 That's good.

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History has shown that no matter how much stuff you jam in your ass, two big dicks this close together simply doesn't work.

What a coincidence because "David Lee, Babied by Big Dick Bodhi" was the name my NBA vs. Point Break slash fic.

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And also, I'm still grey?

Reuben,

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"(Naturally!)"

+1 And I honest to God know proper formatting, but I abandon it on kinja. Not anymore friend. Not anymore. Camera note well taken, though. Can we get Wahlberg attached? Prefer Mark, will settle for Donnie. Let's do lunch.