Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

For those of you who want to actually see it, and not peer at it through what appears to be the worst air-pollution-filled day in Delhi.

I could probably weld a better roll cage than that, and I’ve never welded before in my life.

My desire to buy games at a low price is easily trumped by my desire to see people with entitlement not get something they want.

Depending on your speed, it takes about 3-4 seconds to come to a complete stop. Look for a sign post on the side of the road, once it comes in view you should be able to count to 3 before you pass it.

Death.

I’m 33 and I’ll happily take my AARP card if that’s what the cool kids are saying these days.

And I promise to use this responsibility only for good

He should be sentenced to two weeks as a tire in the Dakar rally.

alluminati

One of the manliest things a man can do is be self-aware and confident enough to not succumb to outdated models of societal pressure. Lying to oneself about needs in order to justify a want is a sign of weakness.

im just complaining there is too little hiace in my life.

I like Musk’s proposal: have the EPA and CARB let the dieselgate cars exist as is with no retrofitting in exchange for VW building up a plant to produce pure EVs in California.

Seeing as we’re talking about Volkswagen here, the production version will have a single AA battery visible in its trunk, and it will actually be powered by a coal-fired engine beneath the floorboards.

You’re like the 3 year old stuck in the back seat: “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

It is a weird thing. Before I had a dash cam I would cuss and yell and have verbal diarrhea at the things I saw on the road. Now, I just watch as things happen in total silence. I dont want to ruin the video, you never know how much someone might pay for one that goes viral

Every time I see a cigarette butt go out a window I wish there were actually a dick cop around to pull them over. There’s never a dick cop when you need a dick cop.

Whats better, a pay cut, or unemployment?

And I would love to serve on that jury so I can vote “not guilty”.

Because people who suggest Vipers don’t read, Doug.