First-gen Nissan Versa:

The derailment in this thread is almost as strong as the ignorance. But as long as none of the bigots in here are in charge of negatively affecting innocent lives, I guess there’s no harm done.

What the actual fuck. I’ve seen video’s of people sitting on and then triggering air bags and I STILL think this is more retarded. What a waste of some phones and the amount of my life spent watching this video.

You have to admit. For as ridiculous as that microphone is. It’s pretty good.

That’s quite the victory. Like it says on the tailgate:

‘Round the outside, ‘round the outside, ‘round the outside.

Omg, how funny would it be to crowdfund the weekly fines so the plane can be there forever...

They should name it “Not-So-Top Gear.”

Will it buffer less since I live near a Fulfillment Center?

For AWD you have to agree to have all your orgasms end with you sobbing for a few minutes. But the package includes XM Radio!

The real question is, which cockroach is the most cockroach?

Patrick George > Jason Torchinsky

Would you rather drive a car that used no fuel, required no maintenance, produced no harmful emissions, and provided 650 wheel HP, but was powered by a system that, while causing you no pain or discomfort, would reduce your lifespan by one year.

Would you rather drive a car that used no fuel, required no maintenance, produced no harmful emissions, and provided 650 wheel HP, but was powered by a system that, while causing you no pain or discomfort, would reduce your lifespan by one year.

The article said “weirdest”.

Torch, if Gawker Media ever gets shut down, you ought to try writing for a comedy site. You reliably get more laughs out of me than anyone else.

(...)better than the Koenigsegg One:1, which, in pounds, has a lb/HP ratio of 2.2:1.

So would Patrick George

So someone wanna tell me at which point Tom got into the M3, then ducked down into the footwell, found the fusebox, removed the airbag fuse, and then did all this? Cause in real life, one small crash would cause the bags to deploy.

We’ll run out of oil one day.