Jalopnik readers be like “Here’s an article by DeMuro with ‘my Nissan Skyline GT-R’ in the title, better click on it and complain how I was forced to read an article about his Nissan Skyline GT-R”

You forgot “from Japan”:

Dear Doug,

He’s developed an Oedipus complex.

My dream dashboard intrument breaks your rules but I’ll share anyways because maybe it exists and someone here can complete me:

Ha, you’re right, the shift/RPM lights are at the bottom.

Well, I do. Even before you told me. But there’s no Top Gear that can give a verdict quite like the way Jezza did when the 458 came to Dunsfold.

I’m not saying the tires look like soccer balls, but they for some reason remind me of them.

You must be unaware that the 488 GTB exists.

Reminds me of http://jalopnik.com/this-poor-woma…

I saw a couple of “DeMuro 2016” comments here, which gave me a vision of a country where drive thru’s and toll booths are exclusively RHD friendly, bluetooth is illegal, and the Liberty Bell’s been replaced by a cracked H1 engine block.

#neverlift

rerouting...

I’m a big fan of this one as well. “cooking a Kebab (probably)” lol

How dare you, she is a saint! <goes back to ogling shrine in closet>

Omg, Stef Schrader just posted a pic from Supernatural, two of my worlds just collided. If only there was a pic that could accurately convey my emotions right now. Oh wait...

Less, some of them are actually kind of good. The Chris Harris one is a travesty.