Ha. I finished it on mute

Powers is blind to the real world, driving in a video game with a VR helmet on. While he’s also ass-hauling in the real car.

Travis, did you know about this?

Board games.

If it does it’s a lies gauge.

...Therefore he’s costing taxpayers thousands of dollars

The plot thickens...

“Amazing, you can barely drive a car, and yet you’re allowed to fly a blimp?”

Hey now, no fat shaming. Body image has always been a concern of the Miata. But truly it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

She’s not fat, she’s curvy.

It only weighs 2 pounds more than the NA.

When you mentioned Big Ben it reminded me of the common misconception that that’s the name of the tower and not just the bell inside, but I couldn’t remember what it was actually called so I looked it up. It’s called “Elizabeth Tower”, and it’s there because a chief architect named Charles wanted it there.

Now if you will excuse me, I’m off to go celebrate National Lamp Shade Awareness Day.

Charles asked this question about the country that has the same license for a scooter and a Kawasaki ZX-14.

“It can’t stay here or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.”

How about a Chevy SS in the meantime?

Those suckers.

Penis, spring mounts, and dignity. In that order.