Nope. A company he was at merged with PayPal. He’s a legacy kid whose dad made billions emerald mining in South Africa. He’s far less cool, successful, or smart than his fawning press would suggest. 

He said “4 hall of famers w/ another one on the way,” which is Boogie unless you’re super high on Jonas Jerebko or actually are Jonas Jerebko.

I mean, so was Magic Johnson’s supporting cast. And Larry Bird’s. And on and on. That’s how you win titles (as well as and one of the reasons the Detroit over LA and Dallas over Miami years were so surprising). Not really feeling this as a reason we should downgrade Curry.

So wait. CJ has Boogie as a Hall of Famer? That seems rather generous. 

“Flacco sucks. I played him two years in a row. He sucks.”

When you write “libtard,” the rest of us read “you can freely ignore me from now on.”

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

God that sounds miserable. I went to a taping of Win Ben Stein’s Money back when that was a thing and it topped at “approaching fun.” The audience in Wheel just sorta sits there waiting to make Sad Noises when someone hits the bankrupt wedge or to hoot when someone wins a Carnival vacation surrounded by aging…

Everything about Wheel of Fortune is trash but the most agonizing thing is the ridiculous percentage of the half hour you spend staring at the wheel. It’s like watching somebody else play a slot machine. Just show us the puzzle so we can guess the fucking answer, Pat. 

I had a buddy in elementary school whose organs were dangerously small so he was on a steroid treatment. At age 10 he was both small and super ripped and playing any sport with him was fucking brutal. 

I wish more NBA moms were like Draymond’s mom. She loves her crazy son and was openly shit-talking Harry Barnes for a year. 

Don Jr. strongly disagrees. Not that he cares. It’s funny to him. 

It’s definitely worse! I’m no James Ennis expert, but he’s one guy and Ariza & Mbah a Moute were two guys who are both plus defenders, even if I think Ariza’s been slipping for a couple years now. 

The “whatever, the Warriors are gonna win” performative boredom is so tiresome.

C’mon, y’all. Ralph Wolf is basically Let’s Remember Some Toons. 

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

Sorry, CJ. Good luck next season. 

You’re very right. Friends never make fun of each other.

Tweeting about softness two days after getting clowned on your moderately listenable podcast is in fact the definition of toughness.