If you’re not supposed to swallow it, it’s gum. Or chewing tobacco. Or Hardee’s. 

Big League Chew

I’m sorry about your brain disease.

I mean, his 80's stuff is much worse than his earlier work, but I don’t like that much either. Movin’ Out is fun and some of the ballads (She’s Always a Woman, etc.) are well-written. I just hate a lot of the production work (just overstuffed with nonsense and the performances are square) and his voice doesn’t do it…

I thought that was John Mellencamp.

Steely Dan is the only band that could have Bernard Purdie as a drummer and still sound that stiff. It’s almost impressive.

His entire 80s output is deeply embarrassing, square music that’s the musical equivalent of ED. 

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

That’s the big issue I see with them too: nobody on this team can credibly create their own shot in tight playoff settings. Tobias Harris is as close as it gets and, while I like him, he’s not a guy that really takes over. 

No sweat, man. This is my favorite site on the internet and has been for a decade, probably. I used to keep adblock off because, well, of course! What’s a little banner ad if it’s keeping the lights on. Shit’s just unusable without it now so, uh, good job to the brain geniuses. 

This worked for me:

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

This is remarkably shallow.

Why should fans care if the NBA is blocked in China exactly? 

This is better than the blog. And it was a good blog.

The guy who did “what if cars in tunnels?” and “LOL my stockprice is weed” is nowhere near the genius his PR has convinced you he is. 

“This fits well with his prior statements on the matter, where he called Daryl Morey “childish” for standing up for a cause”

Kerr’s pretty vocal about gun violence and a host of other issues. Might as well wonder why Pop hasn’t spoken up about Yemen or when Nate McMillan’s finally going to have something to say about Citizen’s United.

From the successful author of SHUT UP AND LISTEN comes an even brasher, far more xtreme sequel, I WANTED TO MAKE CLEAR THAT THE ORGANIZATION HAS NO POSITIONS AT ALL AND WE’RE HERE NOT TO OFFEND ANYBODY. 

Honestly, it’s just hard to get the grubs and roaches that operate the face of his skin suit to approximate human joy.