Love you back, Mr. Nutty. 

Wait, so AJ didn’t kill Deadspin?

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

Can you guys talk about sports some, or maybe bears? How about ranking the best cereals? 

The clear preference for “fruit” vs. chocolate is some real serial killer shit, Kelsey.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Yeah! The Suns, Blazers, and Jazz are really good! That’s why we lost to them by 29, 10, and 32, respectively!

[buzzers in]

Since the Warriors are trash thanks to their crappy drafting the past few years and have ditched their roots in Oakland, I don’t have much to say about them getting their butts kicked.

So my comment is this: what’s up with the video quality/tone/framerate? It looks like footage from a rock band bio-doc from the 1970s.…

Yeah, they’re classic punk, which I don’t really Include with classic rock. Ramones, Pistols, Clash, DK, Misfits, Buzzcocks, X, Damned, Black Flag, Cock Sparrer, Sham 69, Stiff Little Fingers, etc.

The person that loves plain white bread and room temperature for every meal.

I felt this in my soul.

He barely counts as rock, except on maybe “You May Be Right.”