I mean, the Warriors signed a guy from G-League this year. He started for them. He gets playoff run. Your team doesn’t need to be doodoo to sign G-Leaguers.

Jesus Christ that’s sad. Always one of my favorite Unplugged albums and one that worked better than I’d thought it would.

Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder up there too

From all the reporting out there, he’s a great coach in the D-League. Made the Finals there twice, won it once, and, like, he’s Jerry Stackhouse. Are YOU going to tell him he isn’t getting an interview?

Poor Tammy.

I certainly cherry-picked the worst. Most are CEOs at relevant to vaguely-relevant corporations. One guy purchased the Slim Fast brand which Trump remembers from the teevee. A few Olympians, an ex-GOP congresswoman/physician, etc. Legitimately surprised that half these people are moderately qualified.

Ashlee Lundvall:

Apparently, we simul-posted this and goddamn is it good

Mr. Samuel James Worthington, Jr. is the Owner of the Newtown Athletic Club. His son went to jail for “several...flesh-biting outbursts.”

Let’s Google them! I’ll start from the bottom:

A WRITER WITH A POTTY PEN

It’s very hard to like a team with Dario Saric’s mustache on it.

I mean, it was over. They were down three. Ben Simmons needs about 95 minutes to close that gap.

Back when Steven Adams was a rookie, Perk elbowed him in the chest in practice and yelled “I’M THE ONLY SILVERBACK HERE.”

Houston played that game like they expected the Jazz to lay down. Instead, they lost on a night when the Jazz didn’t have their starting PG and Mitchell had a 6-21 Kobe line.

I’m an unabashed fan of guys like Lance Stephensen, Marcus Smart, Draymond, Pat Beverley, Joe Ingles, etc., so I can’t get down with that opinion. Can’t argue with it either, of course.

They missed on the Looney option. He’s been legitimately good since the All-Star break and has been surprisingly solid against AD (no small feat). But Kerr does give the young dudes their run, at least during the season. Pat McCaw was straight bad this year—-had his chances. Jordan Bell is a grab bag but he got his…

I have a lot of sports-hate for Chris Paul & Harden but they’re both tremendous and the Rockets are terrifying when they’re rolling. What they’re doing is obviously super successful; I just don’t love watching them. And having no Rubio for this series makes it hard to tune in as a casual observer.

That job obviously sucked. Al Harrington started at the 5. Matt Barnes got a neck tat during the series. Stephen Jackson was at his Steven Jacksony-est. Baron going wild. If your boss wasn’t into that, screw ‘em.

I love Beans. No ragrets.