TLDR: This ouroboros made entirely of fecal matter is actually bad.

This is the Raptor’s Global Brand Ambassador of Global Branding, you guys. Corliss Williamson and Reggie Evans demand a retraction.

Nope!

Oh, that guy! I remember that guy.

“The Spurs need their former MVP-candidate if they’re to put a serious scare into either the Warriors or the Rockets.”

Look, I don’t like making fun of women’s looks, but for Sarah Huckabee Sanders, I make an exception. Knock yourself out.

A fun thing about this game was the goofy reverence every Warriors starter has for Dirk. Lotta pre-game dap and in-game light-hearted “fucking Dirk got me again” head shaking. Kinda hope he hangs it up at the end of the season, as this Mavs team is somehow both frisky and depressing.

Avengers: INFINITY [DIONE]WAR[WICK]

You just described why no one outside of Texas took this team seriously till this year. They were never a true contender.

Well, apparently Dougie McBuckets fell below him by the end of the season, but here’s what I was referencing:

From what I recollect, IT was statistically the worst defender in the entire league. Not that Kyrie was good mind you, but he wasn’t literally the worst.

I love IT. He’s great! I’ve just seen what the Warriors do to one-way players over the past three seasons. There’s a reason Korver and Tristan stink against them.

That the Warriors are missing a two-time MVP while the Cavs are missing a super fun 5'8" guy coming off a hip injury who’s never played with his new team?

I’m sure everybody would be totally reasonable if the Cavaliers benefited from a questionable call or two. Let’s check out last December 26th, shall we?

It is! Think CP3 was zero for his last eight or ten (before the opening night win during which he injured himself. Harden hasn’t been much better (especially in the postseason)

It is! Think CP3 was zero for his last eight or ten (before the opening night win during which he injured himself. Harden hasn’t been much better (especially in the postseason)

If there’s two players the Warriors have had trouble with during the Kerr era, it’s James Harden and Chris Paul.

Well, it was fun taking the Rockets seriously. We’ll always have November, I guess.

Damn. Steve Kerr has really let himself go.

Merry Christmas, y’all.