Apparently, Fisher Price steam punk makes you look like more of an asshole than Victorian steam punk. Glad we locked that down.

Actually, I’m looking at CP3 & Harden’s playoff history. The Rockets are cute and gimmicky. You taking them over the Warriors or the Spurs though? And if so, have you watched the league in the last five years?

Harden’s playoff gag jobs are an undeniable pattern. CP3 will press and snap in a close game. Trevor Ariza will pull some questionable-ass dirty move. We know how this goes.

I look forward to arguing about who to blame when they flame out and lose to the Spurs in the second round.

A little of column A, a little of column B.

Jesus. I’m sorry.

Oh, absolutely. Nate Rob had some really fun Warriors and Knicks seasons that were substance-free awesomeness. Last year’s Dion Waiters experience also ranks for me.

Super Cool Beas has been my second favorite bizarro player this year behind Lance Stevenson But Only When He’s on the Pacers. Every possession and every game is a full grab bag and they’re two of the very few players whose mistakes and buffoonery are just as enjoyable as their success.

We’re at the point where it’s a relief this pedophile lost. But fuck, man. It’s really a relief this pedophile lost.

This is a medium baller move at best.

I certainly don’t disagree on Donovan. He seems pretty bad and last year’s “offense” was mostly laughable. Anthony’s been bad too.

So both Sabonis and Oladipo are playing much better away from Westbrook while Paul George is playing worse with him? Must be a coincidence.

How can he be the best PG since Magic if he’s not even the best PG in his division?

The only sadder career arc than “drafted by the Kings, traded to the Sixers, then traded to the Nets” is “drafted by the Celtics, then died.”

I’d like to thank the Chargers for weaning me off football before every weekend was just a collection horrifying injuries and dog whistle politics. Love you Ryan Leaf.  

The layup attempt that starts this sequence explains Steve Clifford’s leave of absence.

I’m trying to imagine watching Steph Curry and thinking “this is too boring and plain. I can’t wait for this to be over.” Guess I can’t imagine being that joyless.

You’re right. A 2-time MVP and best shooter of all time firing 30 footers off the dribble is run-of-the-mill and not at all interesting. You see that shit everyday.

I have Klay over him and, admittedly, forgot about Butler because the Wolves have been so oddly joyless and uninspiring this year. I’d rather have Beal than McCollum and DeRozan though.

He went from “always injured and what’s the big deal anyway?” to, what, the third best SG in the league? And that’s only if we’re still counting Harden as a 2?