Yeah, except there’s no nutshot here. I mean, unless there’s some film I haven’t seen here. 

I love you.

Thank you for your bravery

By the looks of that photo, he’s a few years away from David Whodiedinhere.

If Josh Smith, Rajon Rondo, and Tony Allen ever share the floor together, they shouldn’t let children sit in the first 10 rows.

We need less cool dunks and more worrying about Jeff Withey’s feelings.

“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

Out of their two point guards with broken shots, he has definitely been the worst.

Lemme guess. You read the box but didn’t watch the game. Mario Chalmers was getting the benefit of the doubt against Curry. He really does get a tough whistle for a superstar. That says, he reaches far more than he should too.

Yeah, but will she be able to forcefully comment on the softness of today’s players, denigrate the idea of shooting jumpers, and overrate Jeff Green?

If you really want to keep pushing this master race thing, you should probably get the hang of “jumping” and “getting punched less often” and “not crying into your phone after acting hard on Vice.”

hey big fan, show ur bricks

Additionally, Giannis seems to relish playing LeBron. In fact, not that Paul George has relocated, I’m not sure anyone else in the East can say that. Would love to see them meet in the playoffs. Might only end up being a 5 gamer, but it would at least be fun. CLE-CHA or CLE-TOR would...not be that.

I mean, okay, but do you feel like they’re pushing LeBron or that this is the year where Lowry and DeRozan don’t play demonstrably worse in the playoffs than in the East? Because there’s no reason to believe that.

There’s no accounting for taste, of course, but there’s a predictability to this team I find really tiring. Same went for the Clippers. Toronto was pretty bad for the decade prior to this pairing, so I get why fans there are happy for a solid playoff team. Just never want to watch them myself. Feel like I’ve seen that…

Washington, barring trades and injuries obviously, seems the most equipped to give Cleveland a scare. Their backcourt is by far the best in the East (and probably only behind GSW in my view–at least if CP3 keeps looking like he did last night) and their starting five is all plus players.

I regret that I have but one star to give to this comment.

I apologize to Toomy Layran for my carelessness.

I’m with you on the Cavs and Washington here. But while Boston may end up finishing below the Raptors, Toronto feels like a crappier version of the CP3 Clippers that just kept running the same joyless collection of guys out when we all knew what was going to happen every single year.

On the other hand, the answer to “What is Tommy Lehran really about” has always been fairly obvious. Imagine looking at Anne Coulter and thinking, “that’s what I want to be when I grow up.”