“I think we can all agree that equity in education can help effect change that we all want to see in this country.”

They should also consider putting Okafor on a minutes restriction. Somewhere in the neighborhood of zero minutes seems about right.

Finally, we know what Oswald Cobblepot would look like if he could drive a tiny car and waddle around in the grass.

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

They have a few really nice pieces, but you should probably wait on getting 30 wins in a season before you start thinking title.

Ironically, the first year the Warriors made any noise nationally was when they won as a 6 seed against a chic, fugazi title contender from Denver. That was during the George Karl era, when they had this superstar-less collection of B- to B+ players, one of whom (Igoudala) ended up on the Warriors a year or two later.…

I understand that [REDACTED] employees an army of fuckboys who are absolutely positive their Mexican ‘joke’ is hilarious and will tell me to ‘not be sensitive’ when I tell them otherwise. 

For a team that amassed an ungodly amount draft picks, it’s amazing they didn’t find a single sure thing franchise guy.

Whitlock is the Goofus to Paul Pierce’s Gallant:

I’m not expecting a team with rookie ball handlers, an injury-prone big, and replacement level players to make the playoffs, no.

Simmons hasn’t played a game. Embiid doesn’t play games often. Fultz reworked his shot this summer and has been less than stellar in preseason. Okafor is bad. Covington was a nice find but he’s not setting the world on fire. Redick’s a nice rental. Saric seemed legit last year. The rest of the team are sub-replacement…

TJ McConnell is not good at basketball.

Somehow, people think a rookie PG who can’t shoot, an Australian red-shirt rookie who also can’t shoot, a giant man who averages less than 11 games a season, a gritlord who might be a poor man’s Delladova, and a lottery big absolutely nobody wants can make the playoffs. And because the East is really this bad, they…

Look, I know this was a typo, but if there’s one true Peesident, we know who that is.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

If you think Kendrick Perkins and Jeff Green are “average to good role players,” I’m not sure what league you’re watching, friend.

But he had Kyrie and Love that year! (Not in the Finals, of course.) I’m not sure losing Kyrie for a hobbled Isaiah, perpetually washed Jeff Green, Kendrick “LOL” Perkins, and Jae Crowder is any sort of upgrade.

You do realize he took a single game a year ago with Kyrie and Love, right?

The Process has become this weird litmus test of fandom where there are shouting extremists on both ends. I never cared for the blatant tanking but I also didn’t understand people who shit on fans if they happened to support it. On a personal level, it just meant my team had a couple less watchable games they were…

I’ve enjoyed busting on the Sixers and the weird fraction of Kool-Aid drinkers who venerate The Process with a weird brand of religiosity. I realize that it’s a small (but agonizingly vocal) subset.