I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

Without drinking primer first?

“Never tell me the odds”

Here is a video of a Night time landing at SFO.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

+1 Barry Manilow

Later luncher here as well. I do it for two reasons:

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

Fancy Kristen’s new yacht is 🔥

+1 nah fuck you deadlock.

Smart kid! And good for him wanting to learn. My 14 year old wants a manual when he gets his license.

Great story.

Plus Une Randonnée

So it’s an alternator on a turbo, we are getting into some really meta Jalopnik territory here...

Great, now I’m having flashbacks. THANKS! My childhood home had/has a massive avocado tree and those fuckers are messy! The dogs would eat them and then, of course, get watery green diarrhea. Our tree was so fruitful that it would produce hundreds of avocados at a time and in memory it fruited all year long (although…

That story is giving me flashbacks to my childhood and the 4 apple trees we had.

They’re okay. They need more mesh in the headrests.

Cormac McCarthy says, “Hell, yeah!”