The car isn’t that old and the engine isn’t that powerful, so it feels like an engine change is indicative of an abusive owner. It also seems like the seller wanted a BRZ so instead of mush-mashing this car he should have just gotten a BRZ.

Yeah, I don’t even allow my electric outlets in my home to have screws misaligned like that.

Where the badge on the back that says, “Steering by Taurus!”?

This python is sending my OCD into overdrive. Body panels don’t fit correctly (see hood, headlight and space where the convertible roof meets the windshield). But the worst instance of inattention to detail would be the screws on dashboard plaque  

“This is a great car. You should buy it.”

Looking at the waves in that right side door, the indifferent fit of the two pop-up headlights and the truly horrid fit of the trunklid makes this a solid No Dice at half the price.

Joe Isuzu with Handling by Lotus votes ND

The ad says the seller is willing to discuss a trade for a full-size SUV, so...yeah. Not a stunning endorsement for owning this thing.

Oh, look, it’s the steering wheel from my old Taurus.

Just because it is a curio, doesn’t mean it is worth money.

When it comes to plastic covers, Lexus is the worst:

Exactly...yeah, I hate all the huge plastic covers over the engine in new cars...I understand what they are for but they are stupid

I love how deep those rear buckets are. I recall when all coupes had rear seats like that.

They did some terrible things to 928's as well

There are only four good things to come out of Nebraska, my late wife, my daughter and I-80 East and West. 

Apparently you have never been to BFE, NE. This abomination unto the auto industry would get you laid so many times an 18 year old sailor coming off a 6 month cruise would need Viagra after a couple days.

Stay off meth boys and girls.

Source I grew up around Kearney about 20 minutes away and lets just say several of…

This summarizes my feelings on this car perfectly.

—You, standing in the seller’s trailer which reeks of pot, dirty dishes and leaking propane: “Hey, can see that folder you mentioned?”
The seller coaxes a last drag off the tiny joint and leans forward in his torn BarcaLounger, never taking his bloodshot eyes off the Judge Judy rerun playing on the cracked Insignia.…

If you can’t say anything good about something, don’t say anything at all. Joan Crawford is dead. Good. No, that’s a different joke. This thing has a few good uses. Firstable, it’s rolling birth control. Nobody within 1000 feet of this thing ever got pregnant, (or went on a second date) so if you don’t want your kid…

And if we’re honest, the cars in George Miller’s movies look way cooler than this.