I’m screwed then, because I rarely eat the fries.

It’s so weird to think there was a time (before I was born, really) when traveling by air was a treat, something you looked forward to and even got a little dressed up for. Now it’s a cat and mouse game with travel hacks and airlines looking for every way they can possibly fuck you over from when you purchase your…

This is bullshit and hopefully he fights back against the airlines.

It’s not the money

No pictures of the inside, but I’m guessing it isn’t much to get excited about.

He’s kinda cute and gleeful.

With Albert Einstein behind the wheel?

Oddly, I don’t hate it as much in the silver - in the almost dark. ;)

Less than 2k miles? I can only assume that’s because it’s owners understood just how hideous it is and sought to keep it from tarnishing our city streets further.  $17k is way too much for a car you’d have to drive with a disguise to keep from being identified. ND

I’m sure when grandpa passed he would have appreciated the relatives just burying him in this, his garage queen pride and joy. But no. They bury him in some generic casket and inflict the rest of us with this hideosity. Thoughtless heirs. And now we can’t unsee this beast.

The V-8 is labelled “Displacement on Demand” so it’s probably one of GM’s ill-fated V-4-6-8 AFM versions that have been subject to lawsuits. Combine that with the near inability (space) to service the engine and the low miles I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a ticking time bomb.

If I owned it I wouldn’t drive it much either. I’d be to embarrassed. I just want to know what the original owner/buyer was thinking when they put down the money for this car.

How exactly are you supposed to carry around your ho’s in something based on a Fiero? If I’m driving around something that looks like a 70's pimpmobile, I want to be able to put some bodies in the trunk.

7.3 liter Godzilla would be perfect for a wagon that’s the size of an F350. 

I’m painting with a broad brush here.  Sleeper wood paneled wagon would be fun. 

Seats 10, or 11 if you count the dead aunt strapped to the roof. Nice price. 

I wasn’t thinking Coyote, but definitely a new crate motor at least... and just looked them up, the 5.0 Coyote is only $7.5k and puts out 460 hp. That’ll require updating some other stuff because no way that transmission or rear diff will handle all that power.

Stroked 460 or the 7.3 Godzilla V8, this demands lots of low end torque

Luckily it’s big enough to actually become your new home!

I’m in. And seeing those wheels, I’m inspired to put a Coyote under the hood and restomod the suspension/brakes.