Don’t tell anyone, but I know a secret trick that can make any city a street-drinkin’ city.

We had an old bubble-top Chevy camper van. Probably late 70s. My dad has good car taste, and at the time his daily driver was an ‘87 Turbo-Look 911, but that van was his pride and joy. He was always tinkering with it. He painted A-Team stripes on the sides in 3 shades of brown over the tan paint, and sprayed the…

I thought it was Fun Dip.

Last week my big dumb lab ate 6 pounds of raw halibut I left to thaw on the counter. The poop was impressive in both velocity and volume.

Honestly, it kinda looks like he just biffed the corner.

Came here for misdirected anger and pettiness. Leaving satisfied if slightly saddened.

Because you’ll be addicted to Meth

Drink more, swing harder, and hurry the fuck up.

Ass fo’ days

I’ve only had my XKR for about a month, but it’s doing a bang-up job so far (I live in San Diego, and have literally never driven the car with the top up). No need for cargo room because the actual beach sucks anyway. You get all sandy, and have to be near a bunch of surfer dude long-hairs and gross kids. A day at the…

I feel like that dude would be fun to party with

Yeah. It kicks in like once every 20th time I drive my Z06.

Yeah! Fuck that kid for maybe having a rich dad, right?

Basically. But skinny and bespectacled.

Can confirm. I just bought my first GT car (an XKR), and have had more compliments in the last few weeks than I’ve ever had driving stuff like an M3, Porsche, and Corvette.

I bought an XKR convertible a couple weeks ago. The other day I was getting gas when a little old lady (80ish) pulled up behind me in a lovely white Benz SEC. We’re talking like 4'10'’, curly grey hair, cardigan, the whole deal. She comes up, says ‘Wow, what a beautiful car, can I take a look?’ I tell her of course,…

Racial profiling is a serious issue, but an article about a dude getting pulled over for doing 95 at 2am isn’t a good place to put your soapbox.

They also hid quite a few ‘Screw You Chrysler 200 Purchaser’ Easter eggs throughout the car.

Prius, Camry, PT Cruiser, any minivan. Kill the messenger if you must, but know that if you drive a bad car, me and most other car people will assume that you are a bad driver and will treat you as an obstacle.