Get a mountain bike brah. That way if you end up with a ruptured spleen, you’ll have only yourself to blame.

Slightly less terrible, anyway. Also, are those side-view cameras instead of mirrors?

‘Fork-tail Doctor Killer’ is the best nickname ever assigned to a vehicle

Damn dude, do Raptors always crouch like that when they tow shit?

Margot isn’t a catcher. That looks like Hedges.

Their pitching will be really bad, and they’ll lose lots of games. But they’ll at least be fun to watch. Pretty much the whole team is made up of top prospects. Kind of 90s Marlins-like.

I do actually. I always spring for the nicer stuff though.

“The fact that the Chrysler 200 is on this list probably comes to a surprise to no one.”

The real news here is that they make boats with clutches.

I have many cars, but I keep 6 at my house. This is how I’ve crafted my fleet:

Are we unaware that the entire PR team has bleached their hair and/or facial hair? Lindor, Correa, Yadi, Pagan, all of ‘em. Because that’s definitely a thing. It’s weird how little people care about the WBC.

No idea. Sometimes the games kind of suck, because the players aren’t exactly in midseason form, but that hasn’t been the case this year. Every other country cares. And based on how the players celebrate every run and strikeout, I’d say they care too. I think WBC kicks ass.

I know that people in the US generally don’t care about the WBC, but if you’re a baseball fan and you’re not watching this year, you’re seriously doing yourself a disservice.

I’ve only driven the 1st and 3rd gen V. The 3rd gen V is a pretty impressive piece of engineering. It’s crazy fast, and actually not terrible on the street. But it’s definitely a sports car. I wouldn’t want to drive one as a DD, but it would make a good second or third car. The 1st gen was kind of a mess. Just wanted…

I don’t think it’s anyone’s dream car. It’s nice though. Great DD with plenty of room for people and things. Nice and low-key, but handles nice and has lots of power in case you find yourself on the twisties. And it’s a nice place to sit. I dig mine.

I would add to tip cash. Even if you’re not a super generous tipper, cash is always much preferred over putting a tip on your card.

I’m super into it. It’s like the olympics, but with a sport that isn’t terrible.

Yep.

He would fall into the ‘lots of others I’m forgetting’ category

Yeah I’m sure there are tons more from before my time who belong on the list