Anyone with a replica of old-West Tombstone in his backyard seems like he would be a pretty awesome dude to party with. It’s tough to dislike the guy.

That’s like saying Rome is nothing but a big church and an old ass stadium. Or Portland is just a bunch of bearded hipsters. Or New York is just a bunch of bougie yuppies that think they’re better than everyone.

All true. I also grew up in SD, but I didn’t really appreciate it until I started travelling around the country. Now I’ve been pretty much everywhere (46 states, damn near every major city), and lived a few places (Miami, LA, Sacramento, Montana, Alaska, Mexico), and I just haven’t found anywhere I’d rather be.…

Probably true. No. Definitely true.

Fight to the death! Truex would wipe the floor with Slogano, and the world would be a better place.

If you hang out in the touristy spots, that’s true, but pretty inaccurate outside of PB and the Gaslamp. Say what you will, but there aren’t many places in the world where you can go deep sea fishing, have a snowball fight, climb a mountain, go dune-buggying, and have dinner at a 5-star restaurant in the same day.

I’ve been to every one of those places except Minneapolis (which I hear is very nice!), and I have no words to tell you how bad this list is.

I would say watching soccer in a hostile venue is both more dangerous and infinitely more boring, and therefore worse.

Actually the law is designed to prevent the runners from going to hell, after they trip and fall in front of a trash truck, or run around a puddle into the path of a dead-silent Prius they never hear coming, or catch the grille of a pickup swerving to avoid a kitten. It’s not just a convenience thing. It’s a safety…

You may feel bad for Padres fans, but not near as bad as we feel for ourselves.

What kind of beer are we talking? Because I could just keep my house and save money by doing all my drinking in my dorm room instead of going to Bevmo every week.

Them Peckerwoods straight on one.

I recently had a conversation on Oppo in which I ranked all eleven of my cars in order of my favorites. The person with whom I was having this conversation was rather shocked that I ranked this:

Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.

Turbine wheel all the things!

I’m late to the party, I’m very drunk, and I’m typing on the pile of hot garbage Amazon calls a ‘Kindle’, but I would like very much to tell you about my e39. It was a 1997 528i, from a time when even the worst BMW, which mine may well have been at the time, was a goddamn masterpiece. My father totalled my first car,…

That dude is way too well dressed to be riding in a Toyota

Lol. People are dumb.

Well now we’re curious and you have to tell us what she said

Brilliant