As a man who has watched the worst Monster Jam in the history of ‘Murica, let me be the first to stay: STOP RACING ON BASKETBALL COURTS. They’re just not big enough. Stop being cheap and rent the goddamn football field.

GIVE ME NASCAR GIULIA OR GTFO, ALFA!

It’s weird seeing you in the grey

I rented one of these in Panama, and I can confirm that this car was definitely made by Nissan, and definitely called the X-Trail. And it doesn’t deserve any mention beyond those two key points.

So I do some pretty hardcore expedition type stuff in Baja. I needed a rack on my truck that would let me carry a decent aluminum boat on the roof, because trailers are a no-go on the paths I frequent. All the commercial ones were too expensive, not wide enough for my boat, or too weak. So I cobbled one together with…

And you’re never more than 5 minutes away from a craft brewery

San Diego is awesome. I drove my Porsche with the top down yesterday, so we’ve got that going for us. Also, despite being a pretty huge city, it doesn’t really have that around-the-clock big city traffic. Sure, things get jammed up at rush hour, but it’s easy to avoid. Also, everything is pretty spread out, so we…

I disagree with your opinion, but admire your balls for expressing it.

Granted, it’s not a popular opinion, but I think the ATS and CTS are the modern day e46 and e39. Basically what the 3 and 5 series would have evolved to if BMW hadn’t sold out.

Nah dude. FWD just isn’t as good. It’s not really snobbery if it’s true.

Lol. Narcisistic fuck to the bitter end. Basketball would have been just fine without you, bro.

Yeah I agree, it’s way too computerized. I hate how it won’t let you rev high in manual mode. But I have other cars for raising hell. The V-Sport is pretty much the perfect DD for me.

Ok gotcha. All good, bud. And I agree with you. If Holden started selling stuff over here, I would be the first dude in line for a Ute SSV.

So it’s my fault that Holden and Aussie Ford don’t sell cars in the US?

‘Tis indeed.

Nah, it’s just a 911 Turbo-look Cab. It’s super rare, but not as sought after as the 930s. But still, its quadrupled in value since I bought it. It’s to the point now where I’m nervous driving it.

I do horrible, awful, unspeakable things when I drive my M3 and my Corvette. In fact, I bought the Caddy because I found myself on the wrong side of the law waaaay too often when I tried to DD the M3.

The CTS V-Sport. More specifically, my CTS V-Sport.

I think I speak for most of us when I say... ‘meh’.

Pro tip: If you’re a professional athlete, stay the fuck out of South Florida. If you’re going to get shot, it’s going to happen there. I hear San Diego is nice. Go there instead.