If you buy your truck-drivin’ friend that cheap ass light bar, he’s going to get frustrated and end up throwing it away for a set of KC Daylighters. Unless he never goes off-road. In that case, the cheap light bar is exactly what he needs.

Does watching the video on a loop, pretending it’s Ryan Leaf, and laughing hysterically make you a bad person? Asking for a friend.

Fair enough. Kinda got riled up and forgot I was commenting on a silly ass article lol.

That would be cool. Problem is for-profit entities like Seaworld aren’t usually down to give away assets, especially real estate worth hundreds of millions, and Scripps doesn’t have the scratch to buy it.

They already do hydroplane racing right in Mission Bay (where Seaworld San Diego is). It’s pretty awesome.

That and they do a lot of important conservation stuff. I live in San Diego, and nobody except maybe Scripps does a small fraction as much as Seaworld to protect the kelp forests around here. There literally wouldn’t be any White Seabass in Southern California if it weren’t for Seaworld. Orcas are more lovable than…

Every one made since 2005

Shut up dude! If you tell people about how awesome Baja is, more people will go down there and ruin it.

The most surprising thing about him hitting his wife is that he was able to make contact.

Counterpoint: That shit is fly.

Works every time.

Damn dude. And I thought my Porsche had a big ass.

Once as a wee lad, I was sent to Whidbey Island to stay with a family friend while my parents did business things in Seattle. That weekend, there was some sort of white supremacist convention on the island, and 3/4 of the people there were scary tattooed guys on Harleys. Just reading ‘Whidbey Island’ brings back lots…

Drunken asshole etiquette: now he has to buy his friends brunch tomorrow morning.

Even though he’s a closer, even though he played on the West Coast, and even though he played in a small market, if Hoffman doesn’t make it on the first ballot, I will have officially lost every last trace of the little remaining faith I hold in the HOF process.

The Globetrotters are super cool. I was on an airport shuttle with 3 of them, and just happened to be wearing my hilarious Washington Generals t shirt that day. We just had a good time, joking around and stuff, then they insisted on paying for my shuttle ride. Then we ended up being on the same flight, and they kept…

It’s different in that it’s a thousand times worse than a punch

There are a lot of people in Alaska who would disagree with #13.

HQ is so weird. It’s hilarious and goofy, but Dan and Bomani are so insanely good at getting the best out of interviews that, almost in spite of itself, the show ends up creating some of the most poignant and relevant sports content around.

I’m retired.