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So bad dude

Go drive a new f10 5 series, then go drive an e39. Then try to tell me with a straight face that cars are getting better.

No idea. I’m battin’ a thousand in about 20 tries.

The pros use those super low-profile muffs

It’s like suiting up in Grundens to go the fish market and grab a lobster out of a tank.

I hunt a little bit. “Real” hunting is tough. It takes lots of time, lots of effort, and depending on what you’re trying to shoot, it ranges from possible to nearly certain that you’re going to go home empty-handed. In it’s purest form, hunting is an art and an amazing way to connect with nature and bond with friends…

Yeah. If you get the stock up on the cheek like you’re supposed to, the muffs are either going to get in the way or get knocked off.

The funniest part is that he got all decked out in cammies and high-vis then walked out into a field. I guess he’s big in to ambiance, because he could have just had that guy open the cage out in the parking lot and saved everyone a lot of time.

Pretty wack move by Kenseth, but Logano has had something like this coming his way for a loooong time.

Sounds like a pretty creative setup

All good calls. I’ve got a good winch on my expedition rig. It’s saved my ass many a time.

I did it over a weekend. Took both days though.

I did it myself on one of my e39s. It’s a pain in the ass, but well within the limits for the average DIY garage mechanic.

They’re fine, dude. I’ve trusted my life to them many times.

I don’t know how much you go adventurin’, but if you were out adventurin’, and relying on yourself to fix whatever goes wrong with nothing but your trusty toolbox, what would you have in the box besides your standard wrenches, hammers, and screwdrivers?

Exactly. It’s an SUV that can’t off-road, tow, or do real work. SUV speed with sedan/wagon utility.

Yeah, you’re right. I looked it up. The base does it in 8, but the V6 does it in 5.8. The 2-liter 4-banger CTS does it in 5.8. The E-350 is under 6. A Charger R/T is 5.3. A base Maxima does it in 5.9. 7 seconds can’t really be considered fast anymore.

Tough to find recent cars that cost around 50k new with 0-60 times over 7. I’d be surprised if a new plain-vanilla Camry wasn’t getting you to 60 in under 6.

Crossovers are automatically disqualified. If you use it as a truck, it can’t tow, go off-road, or pull stumps. If you use it as a car, it’s too slow, too ugly, and doesn’t handle well enough. It’s the worst of both worlds.