Some say he is the spawn of a hasty romance between Jason Voorhees (you can see the resemblance in the face) and Sir Stirling Moss in the cramped backseat of a Porsche 930.

Something that will make them if not care about cars, at least enjoy them. Just because you’re not a gearhead doesn’t mean you have to resign yourself to a life of Camry-flavored drudgery. There are plenty of options that are low-maintenance without being soul-crushing. The Caddy ATS is a good example.

Only if your favorite brewery used to be owned by your favorite brewery, then some giant company bought your favorite brewery, and now all their beer tastes like shit.

Sooooooooo much better. What were they thinking?

Dropping the top on my Porsche and cruising around to car shows. Yay San Diego!

Anyone else see ASL Garaiya minus goofy windows?

It would be fun to party with that guy.

Hot take

Logano is such a fart knocker

Use the handbrake bitch!

He plays the game the right way

I’ve been once and three dudes threatened to stab me in the parking lot

Pigeons don’t generally fall straight out of the sky. Also that pigeon is very glove-sized. And also that pigeon is the same colors as the glove Rivers wore on his left hand all game, but isn’t in that clip. What a strange pigeon.

The gray-shades in my garage say that color is very low on my list of priorities when I’m used-car shopping.

Lol. Not better at all. Not even close. The ‘much better’ referred to the pic he linked me to with the ‘Stang throwing dirt. The top picture just reminded me of some shitty old pictures of my e39 I took a long time ago. Just thought it was interesting how similar the settings were.

I don’t remember exactly where I was. Somewhere in Central California.

Much better.

It would be better if the car were all dusty, with wiper-fluid mud running all down the sides and brown tires. It looks like it was air-lifted there.

This is the type of hard-hitting journalism that keeps me coming back

I’m not defending anyone. It’s a fact. It’s happened since the beginning of time, and there’s no way to stop it.